Between Two Ferns: Zach Galifianakis Grills Satan on the Hot Seat

Zach Galifianakis: [Sitting at a makeshift table with two ferns on either side, Zach smirks at the camera] Hello, and welcome to another episode of “Between Two Ferns.” Today, we have a very special guest. Some say he's the embodiment of evil, the dark overlord, and a master of chaos. I just call him the guy who invented Mondays. Please welcome Satan.

[Satan appears, dressed in a sharp suit with a subtle aroma of sulfur]

Zach: Satan, thanks for being here. I know you're a busy guy. So, what's Hell like these days?

Satan: [Smirking] Well, Zach, it's a happening place. We've upgraded the lava pits and added Wi-Fi to the dungeons, and the eternal damnation department is running smoother than ever.

Zach: Sounds like a real hot spot. Now, I've read somewhere that you have a pitchfork. What's the story behind that? Did you lose a bet?

Satan: [Chuckling] Oh, the pitchfork. It's a classic. Great for stirring things up, you know? And no, I didn't lose a bet. It's more of a branding choice. Gives me that timeless, sinister vibe.

Zach: Timeless indeed. So, rumor has it, you were once an angel. What happened there? Office politics?

Satan: [Leaning back] Yeah, office politics can be hell, right? I had creative differences with the big boss. Wanted to implement a more flexible dress code, but apparently, robes are non-negotiable.

Zach: Tough break. Now, I've got to ask about the whole temptation thing. Are you proud of your work, or is it just a job?

Satan: [Smiling] Oh, very proud. I'm like the world's best life coach. I give people choices, and they decide to take the scenic route straight to my domain. It's an art, really.

Zach: Art indeed. Now, changing gears a bit. What's your go-to karaoke song?

Satan: [Grinning] “Highway to Hell” by AC/DC. Classic, right?

Zach: Solid choice. Now, let's talk fashion. Where do you get those red robes? Asking for a friend.

Satan: [Laughing] It's a bespoke thing, Zach. Hell has a fantastic tailor. Very exclusive. But hey, I could hook your friend up with a discount.

Zach: Appreciate that. Now, final question. Pineapple on pizza: heavenly or hellish?

Satan: [Thoughtful] A divisive topic. I'd say it's a bit of both. Creates chaos, you know? The sweet and savory dance of good and evil.

Zach: Profound. Well, Satan, thanks for being here. Keep doing whatever it is you do.

Satan: [Standing up] Thanks, Zach. Always a pleasure spreading a little mischief. See you on the dark side.

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